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Dear Mr. President,

In case you didn't notice, this whole Iranian embassy plot might throw us into... oh, I don't know... something small along the lines of WORLD WAR THREE!!! This is one scary situation. A war with Iran? Now? Holy crap! This isn't good. We have the nuclear capacity to destroy the world 5 times over... and than another just for kicks. Do you honestly believe any of the threats are bluffs? A direct military response is the absolute worst situation. Do you remember what they tell you in health class? They tell you to use a condom before you stick it in. It's the same thing with this, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any condoms.

None of us want to see another 9/11, or another long campaign. As for a matter of fact, that's part of why we elected you. The last thing we need is a little multi-billion dollar adventure in the middle east. None of us want to mess with Russia, or China, or any other nation tied to Iran. Even if we win, we wouldn't; whoever won would be whoever lost the least. I can't imagine the horror of Tehran in ruins. Anarchy on that magnitude is unimaginable to me, or perhaps I just don't want to try.

You need to do something, and we understand that. Such a plot is inexcusable. Iran needs to pay. However, you must do what most people do when they don't have condoms: pull out before it gets messy.

Nobody wants more flag coffins. We've lost enough of our children, thank you very much. Look, If it makes you feel any better, I think Iran deserves to lose. I just don't think the innocent civilians do. I don't think Israel really does either. If Israel loses, it's citizens become instant targets of terror. The last thing I want to see before I die is my lover, who will be much more beautiful than a big mother F@&*ing mushroom cloud.

It's not like in chess, where having nothing left in the end but a queen and a king is considered victory. Your pawns are living people with real people who really care. Every trade you make kills one of our sons. Be careful.

Respectfully,

Axes4six
Aaron David Wolff
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well said. I really liked : " Your pawns are living people with real people who really care." But we aren't pawns; we're all people.

Mind if I post this? [link]
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baterypower Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AGREED
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ObsidianBullet Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I completely agree. We have been in wars that we can't afford for far too long now. I would very much love for the government to finally realize what new problems they are causing by constantly going to war. Wake up call geniuses we have bigger issues than policing the whole world.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:salute:
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... No idea what happened, but supported.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Really? :iconreallyplz:
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm from Spain. We're busy enough with our problems :iconohnoesplz:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Is that what you people said when you hogged the Louisiana from us way back when? You think we forgot about that? >:-(
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know what they said. Way back when, so I'm not responsible for what people in my country said. Just responsible for what happens now :3U

However. I do watch the news nearly every day and... I still don't know what's going on.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Dude, I was kidding with you. :pat:

Seriously, we don't hold any grudges at this point. The Mississippi is ours. New Orleans is ours. Back during the wee early years of my country's life, we ran by a document called "The articles of Confederation." This gave the states a lot more power than the central government. Therefore, the federal government couldn't hold an army. Spain took advantage of this and refused to let us use the Mississippi River and New Orleans for trade. We couldn't do anything until we started running by the Constitution, which allowed the Federal Government to hold an official army. After Jay's treaty, which was made to avoid a 2nd war with Britain, the Spanish suspected we were going to have an alliance with Britain against them. So, they gave us the Mississippi River to use and the rights to sell goods in New Orleans.

Iran was found to be connected to a plot to bomb the Saudi Embassy in America. This, according to a large amount of Americans, was an act of war.
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Kolmoi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Shit, I knew I was missing something. Curse me for not watching the news in the mornings anymore!

:iconfacepalmplz: See, this is why none of us Americans like the fucking President nor the government. What a mess....
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
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xwolftriggerx Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student General Artist
Wait, what? What's happening between the U.S. and iran?
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Allegedly, there was an Iranian lot to blow up the Saudi Embassy on American Soil.
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xwolftriggerx Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Student General Artist
Ah, I see. Thanks for the info!
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NightmareDweller Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
sslllooowwww
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xwolftriggerx Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student General Artist
Nah, just the fact that I've not heard of it any where on the internet, which is wierd, considering I usually catch such things rather quickly.

There's also the problem of me living in canada, and the local news hardly ever talks about anything that happens outside of the country :saddummy:
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Netufi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Same bro, I'm in Canada, and I don't really understand what's going on. I just know that Iran's probably not gonna like it.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Allegedly, there was an Iranian lot to blow up the Saudi Embassy on American Soil.
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Netufi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So, this Iranian lot is to blow up the embassy in America, but what's Obama's response which is so bad?
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's not his reaction. It's the world's outcry of "THIS WAS AN ACT OF WAR!"
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Netufi Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, I see. So you're pleading him to try to stop any war that may arise?
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bobtheowl Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
I love you for this :iconmanlytearsplz:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:confused:
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bobtheowl Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
:icontrollfaceplz:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my god, your signature. :)

You climbin in our window and snatchin our people up! :la:
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bobtheowl Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
:eyes:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:icongunplz:
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bobtheowl Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
:iconfucknoplz:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:evillaugh:
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JumpinSoraa Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One
Big
Ass
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America
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:icondignitylaughplz:
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ulyferal Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I'm with you on this. Why can't it be treated as a simple criminal act, find the culprit (s), jail them, and handle it that way???? It was a crime and though on a greater scale than a car thief, let's not overact with big guns when a quiet but very efficient investigation should be done instead. How can we assume the whole country was involved in this groups rash act??? Many a war was begun on less but you would think we'd learned after so many wars. Maybe women should be made in charge of this kind of decision making. Men have had the decision task for waaay too long and look what they've done.....Lose their temper, over react, and go overboard. Temperance is required and mens mentalities don't always lend to that kind of thinking.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
And a woman's does?
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ulyferal Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I doubt we could do any worse! We see life from a much different perspective and because we're the breeders, we have to take the long view about what is best for our children. Men can be nurturers but are normally talked out of it by the so-called he-men who think raising a family comes last behind success and position. I'm not saying women don't get sucked into that too but that's only a minority not the majority.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
So, what are you suggesting?
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ulyferal Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That women should be given a stab at running governments and see if we can improve things. (Yes I know there are some women leaders out there but not enough to do much).
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You mean that we should be more open minded to female politicians?
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ulyferal Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Unfortunately, they've been rather tainted by the game so play it more like a man than just being a woman because they think they have to. I've not been impressed by the recent flock of feminine player in politics lately.....talk women's issues but apply male solutions....that's really selling out to me. I don't really have an idea how we could get a female in there that can keep her true self about her to do what her heart says and not what the male world dictates she should do to be heard.

Wish there was such a thing as an honest politician but we've set it up so that only the wealthy can play and they have absolutely no concept of what it's like to be on the low end of the food chain. It's strange to see the First Lady going to the store for things when the white house staff buys the groceries and the personal things the family needs except for those things most people buy for themselves alone. I don't know if its kinds of sweet or really stupid as the secret service has to protect her. How did she think she could just blithely go into town without some kind of guard?
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axes4six Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
So, what is a male solution?
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Netufi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew I recognized this somewhere else... Still agreeing with this, Aaron.
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x-Short-Hilt-x Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Ahh, if only he could read this. I agree 100%. =n=
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