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Dear Mr. President,

In case you didn't notice, this whole Iranian embassy plot might throw us into... oh, I don't know... something small along the lines of WORLD WAR THREE!!! This is one scary situation. A war with Iran? Now? Holy crap! This isn't good. We have the nuclear capacity to destroy the world 5 times over... and than another just for kicks. Do you honestly believe any of the threats are bluffs? A direct military response is the absolute worst situation. Do you remember what they tell you in health class? They tell you to use a condom before you stick it in. It's the same thing with this, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any condoms.

None of us want to see another 9/11, or another long campaign. As for a matter of fact, that's part of why we elected you. The last thing we need is a little multi-billion dollar adventure in the middle east. None of us want to mess with Russia, or China, or any other nation tied to Iran. Even if we win, we wouldn't; whoever won would be whoever lost the least. I can't imagine the horror of Tehran in ruins. Anarchy on that magnitude is unimaginable to me, or perhaps I just don't want to try.

You need to do something, and we understand that. Such a plot is inexcusable. Iran needs to pay. However, you must do what most people do when they don't have condoms: pull out before it gets messy.

Nobody wants more flag coffins. We've lost enough of our children, thank you very much. Look, If it makes you feel any better, I think Iran deserves to lose. I just don't think the innocent civilians do. I don't think Israel really does either. If Israel loses, it's citizens become instant targets of terror. The last thing I want to see before I die is my lover, who will be much more beautiful than a big mother F@&*ing mushroom cloud.

It's not like in chess, where having nothing left in the end but a queen and a king is considered victory. Your pawns are living people with real people who really care. Every trade you make kills one of our sons. Be careful.

Respectfully,

Axes4six
Aaron David Wolff
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well said. I really liked : " Your pawns are living people with real people who really care." But we aren't pawns; we're all people.

Mind if I post this? [link]
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baterypower Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AGREED
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ObsidianBullet Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I completely agree. We have been in wars that we can't afford for far too long now. I would very much love for the government to finally realize what new problems they are causing by constantly going to war. Wake up call geniuses we have bigger issues than policing the whole world.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:salute:
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... No idea what happened, but supported.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Really? :iconreallyplz:
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm from Spain. We're busy enough with our problems :iconohnoesplz:
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Is that what you people said when you hogged the Louisiana from us way back when? You think we forgot about that? >:-(
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Death-MarkedLOVE Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know what they said. Way back when, so I'm not responsible for what people in my country said. Just responsible for what happens now :3U

However. I do watch the news nearly every day and... I still don't know what's going on.
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axes4six Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Dude, I was kidding with you. :pat:

Seriously, we don't hold any grudges at this point. The Mississippi is ours. New Orleans is ours. Back during the wee early years of my country's life, we ran by a document called "The articles of Confederation." This gave the states a lot more power than the central government. Therefore, the federal government couldn't hold an army. Spain took advantage of this and refused to let us use the Mississippi River and New Orleans for trade. We couldn't do anything until we started running by the Constitution, which allowed the Federal Government to hold an official army. After Jay's treaty, which was made to avoid a 2nd war with Britain, the Spanish suspected we were going to have an alliance with Britain against them. So, they gave us the Mississippi River to use and the rights to sell goods in New Orleans.

Iran was found to be connected to a plot to bomb the Saudi Embassy in America. This, according to a large amount of Americans, was an act of war.
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